*Sitting somewhere at a table in the mansion is a robust middle aged man in renaissance-esque clothing (meaning he knew the renaissance happened and they dressed funny back then). Everything fits well enough, though his mostly open shirt displays a man pelt to make an alpaca jealous of his fluff. Looking at him, you wouldn't THINK he was a dwarf. Or a rogue, based on his broad shoulders and rather thick build.
In front of him are a book, a set of copper coloured dice, and a character sheet he's in the process of filing out. Across the top it reads "Varric Tethras - Rogue", and he's working out all the proper stat adjustments and whatnot. Now and then, he'll snatch up one of the dice, roll it, and write something down. Character creation is such a precise monster.
Also to one side is a rather crude model of a light crossbow, complete with a set of foam tipped bolts. It has "Bianca" etched into the side of it, and looks like he probably made it in someones garage. Oh and there's a foam tipped dowel rod duck taped to the underside.
Obviously this is a world class RPer here. Bitch has been around, knows what he's doing, probably has some 1.0 books enshrined someplace. But he's nice, really, I swear*
